Movie meme

Wow this is my first time posting since March 2007; how's everybody doing?

1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.

1. Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies? Shaun of the Dead - ninepointfivemm

2. A broken bottle. Glenlivet. Twelve years old! Well, he may have been a stinky fellow, but he had good taste. The Mummy - weirdqafan

3. Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who. Monty Python and the Holy Grail - thisissirius

4. I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt. Zoolander - darksylvia

5. Well, there was the part that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddle monkey then i said "play times over" and I hit him in the head with the peace lily. Hot Fuzz - juteux

6. This is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law.

7. You remember the day I went out for cigarettes and didn't come back? You must have noticed! Oceans 11 - thisissirius

8. I understand you have underwear up your ass right now, but it beats the hell out of a shattered skull. Think about it. Bring it On - juteux

9. Ouchtown, population you, bro! Dodgeball - thisissirius

10. I don't have to runaway and live in the street. I can runaway and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan. The Breakfast Club - ninasis

11. I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it. Ferris Bueller's Day Off - vensre

12. Tell everyone that when the day is out we shall have a wedding. Or a hanging. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh? Robin Hood Men in Tights weirdqafan

13. He will bring them death, and they will love him for it. Gladiator - brokenwingfairy

14. But I know the rage that drives you. That impossible anger strangling the grief, until the memory of your loved one is just...poison in your veins. And one day, you catch yourself wishing the person you loved had never existed so you'd be spared your pain. Batman Begins - thisissirius

15. Speaking of weather, the other day when it was so cold, a friend of mine went to buy some long underwear. The shopkeeper said to him, "How long do you want it?" And my friend said, "Well, from about September to March."